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Santa- Banta New Jokes -Top Jokes

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Santa went to a bank to open a S.B A/C,Ater Seeing the form he went to Delhi for filling  it up.

You Know Why?

form said:“fill up in Capital”

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Santa Standing below a tube light with open Mouth.

Why?

Because his doctor Advised Him:“Today dinner should be Light !”

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On romantic date santa Gf asks Him:

‘Darling! On our engagement will you give me a Ring ?’

He said:’Sure! What’s your phone no.?’

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Teacher told all student to write an essay on a cricket match.

All were busy writing except santa

He wrote:’Due to rain, No Match!.

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Santa & Banta Buy Coffee in a shop.

Santa: Drink Quickly before its gets cold.

Banta: Why?

Santa: Hot coffee $5 and cold coffee $10.

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What Happen when Santa Wife delivers twins?

He Dose Not sleep Whole Night,

thinking who is the father of second Child….

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After returning Back from a foreign trip,santa asked banta,

Do i look Like a foreigner?

Banta: No! why?

Santa: in London a lady asked me Are you a

foreigner?

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Sir: What is the difference between Orange and Apple?

Santa: Color off Orange is Orange but Color o Apple is not Apple.

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